from the blitzkrieg dept.
In a recent move that can only be termed “audacious,” Wargaming.net, the developers of BigWorld-powered World of Tanks have taken popular gaming news site The Escapist by storm with a lightning strike of tanks. At an unspecified time, a battalion of tanks ripped through the background image of the website, which until that point had done well enough to protect it from the vast expanses of the internet.
The international community has decried this invasion, urging Wargaming to withdraw immediately.
Official figures have yet to be released, but estimates suggest that a number of lines of code will need to be modified in order to restore the website to its former, non-paper-ripped-looking protected bounds.